This morning Mom took me to a trail that I didn’t recognize, and imagine my surprise when one of my professors was waiting for us! I was so excited to see her after all these years, and squeaked like a manly cowboy for Mom to let me off the leash so that I could go knock her over. As I got close, a dog stepped in my way and said, “Just who do you think you are, and what do you think you’re going to do to my Mom?”