The word "marathong" comes from the Greek root "mara" meaning really, really long and "thong" meaning "something that is really uncomfortable but not so uncomfortable that you can't put up with it as long as you don't think about it too much."
Surprise!
I know from almost 2 years' experience running in California that a "creek" is a dry lane of sand and rocks. But this time there was water flowing over the creek. I wonder if this has ever happened before...?